February 2012
January 2012
bignerdbigdreams:
mystinkybutt:
girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
“It is so hard to leave - until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned...”
– John Green - Paper Towns (via horizon-in-the-middle-of-nowhere)
theownerofthewhitesedan:
emleeoh:
cheezepizza:
shorturl:
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
adrians:
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber
